That night I called it off
I didn’t sleep
That weight off wasn’t his fault
I felt bad for weeks
I was worried ’bout him, his five-year plan
His small-town mama and all his friends
The rumors, they keep flying ’round
Turns out I’m just going down
As a matchmaker
Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE
I thought I’d be a heartbreaker
But I set my ex and my ex best friend up
When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms
And now I’m finding out just a year later
That she’s got a ring, a date in the spring
And everybody is calling me
Matchmaker
Every time he got me cussing
She was my first call
Oh, I guess she must really love him
‘Cause she knows it all
No, I probably won’t get invited
But I should really be in the front pew
When they bring up how it all started
Hope they give credit where credit is due
To this little matchmaker
Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE
I thought I’d be a heartbreaker
But I set my ex and my ex best friend up
When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms
And now I’m finding out just a year later
That she’s got a ring, a date in the spring
And everybody is calling me
Matchmaker
So step right up, maybe you’re next
And I can get you in a white dress
It’s a gift, it’s a curse
And I love showing off my best work
As a matchmaker
Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE
I thought I’d be a heartbreaker
But I set my ex and my ex best friend up
When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms
And now I’m finding out just a year later
That she’s got a ring, a date in the spring
And everybody is calling me
Matchmaker
Mm-hm-hm-hm
I’m just a little matchmaker
Mm-hm-hm-hm
