Sometimes I feel like I gotta explain what I…
You know what?
Fuck it
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so full crazy
I’m the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place that made me
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so full crazy
I’m the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place
Yo, what the fuck is up?
I might run amok
I’m shittin’ on bitches like I got bubble guts
And I’ll be damned if I dress bummy
Hi bitches, I’m the Rat Peg Bundy
With my no good man jerkin’ his meat off
Sinkin’ in the couch, I’m hollerin’
Get your feet off
You wanna take me to the bedroom so we can ski dog?
Couple rounds, boppin’ up and down like a seesaw
I’m runnin’ down the street, I need to go get this weed off
In a traffic jam, backed into a van, I’m P-Dog
The cop pulled me out of my whip like I’m a criminal
Then he threw me over the hood, sir, it’s medicinal
Wow, I never thought I would see the day
When you would make it all the way to the VMAs
I used to take his order over at the pizza place
Now every time he flip through the channels, he gotta see my face
I just dropped a song and the locals are like, so what?
You’re rapping all this time and you still didn’t blow up?
Dickhead, well, you been collectin’ an essay
Don’t act like you ain’t seen me on TV for a decade
Rap won’t accept you, you need to just face it
How you talkin’ shit from your grandmother, Basie?
I been barrin’ him up, you know I never back down
Oh, on that show where you get clowned in the background?
Bitch, please, I been makin’ a killin’
You must be one of Nick Cannon’s 89 children
I might be, but that’s of slight importance
I have 23 in me, they said I’m Michael Jordan
That’s no bull, I’ma grab the shit by the horns
And that one back, got the baby, cause I feel up in scorn
I’ma have the whole damn world singin’ my song
So buckle up if you feel me, cause it won’t be long
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so full crazy
I’m the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place that made me
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so full crazy
I’m the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place
I’m comin’ for everything that they said was ungettable
I feel I been blocked off only cause of my genitals
What else could be the reason? It’s not cause I’m not the dopest
White male rappers emergin’ like cockroaches
Man, I got the coldest flow
I fuck so many nobodies, shit, I should’ve fucked so-and-so
Screw it, I refuse to have these regrets
So now I’m done bein’ safe, I’m comin’ straight for your neck
And I don’t need to be loved, I’d rather take the respect
You said the Joker can’t play, well, I’m changin’ the deck
Never been afraid of easy green, even if I sleazy means
I’ve been wildin’ now, long before the TV screen
And I won’t acknowledge it
You probably right, these other bitches that are spittin’
They were probably right
I drop a verse on a Monday, by Friday night
These bitches like Mike Tyson, they probably bite
If I ever link with Drake, he’ll probably pipe
If I ever meet SZA, I will probably dyke
You think a bitch better than me is probably hype
You said you beat me in a battle? Yeah, probably, psych
