One, two
One, two, I don’t care!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, tonight
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yeah, tonight
Black tears they stain my broken cheeks
I’m like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
You abandoned me on the side of the highway
Which highway? The highway of life
I wanna take my nails and scratch my face off
On a dark black night you fucking cursed me
I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha!
Happy anniversary
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit
Now, my life is terrible ‘cuz you don’t know what actual fucking pain is!
A.K.A., have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you
That if you get on top of the school
Run off as fast as you can and spread your arms
They told me I could float like a sugar glider!
And guess what?
I jumped off, I fell 20 feet and I broke my fucking foot!
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yeah, tonight
Your words are poison, the words that made me die
The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
The memories are shit and blood, mixed into a pie
You said you’d stay, but you lied
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit
Now, my life is horrible, ’cause I guess you fucking abandoned me!
A.K.A., you’re moving in with your stepdad in Bridgeport, Connecticut!
But, you know what? I’ll never forget the first time we made love
A.K.A., you gave me a handjob while I played Kingdom Hearts!
Oh yeah
