When you first told me about her
You said she was thirty
And I just can’t help but think
You knew it was dirty
And maybe you were just a little sad
But there’s no excuse to lie to me like that
When you first told me about her
You said she was thirty
But she’s only twenty-eight
I’m not even half her age
She probably just had her first high school reunion
You’re probably the first one she’s ever moved in with
You think that I wanna hate
But you set me up this way
So for my health I’ll be blocking your number
‘Cause you couldn’t wait till I got a bit older
And sometimes I kinda feel like I wanna forgive
But it never crossed your mind that maybe I’m still a kid
And I’m so used to being the adult
Even when you say it’s not your fault
But I’m kinda getting sick and tired of crying
So please stop lying, and lying, and lying
She’s only twenty-eight
I’m not even half her age
She probably just had her first high school reunion
You’re probably the first one she’s ever moved in with
You think that I wanna hate
But you set me up this way
So for my health I’ll be blocking your number
‘Cause you couldn’t wait till I got a bit older
To tell me she was twenty-eight
To tell me she was twenty-eight
What the f- is twenty-eight?
You said, “She’s mature”
So that makes it okay
And you said, “She likes sports”
So that makes it okay
And she’s actually pretty
So that makes it okay
But there’s nothing you can say
That makes twenty-eight okay to me
